Friday, January 25, 2013

Just when you thought it was safe...

Bob the Ape gives us Edgar Lee Masters' hokey-pokey.

(I confess that I'm really looking forward to Omar Khayyam!)

(UPDATE, Sunday, 27th Jan. '13, 8.13 pm: Here's Omar!)

6 comments:

Gregg the Obscure said...

How 'bout Yeats?

Whirling and curling in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot see your big left foot;
Which flails about the centre and the rim;
Mere twitchery is loosed upon the world,
The red-faced hop is loosed, and everywhere
The sedentary innocence is drowned;
The best lack coordination, while the worst
Are full of spasmodic activity.

Surely the revelation is at hand;
Knowing “what it’s about” is at hand.
What it’s about! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of pop culture
Troubles my gut: somewhere in wilds of the mountains
A shape with many feet and the head of a man,

A gaze blank and sleepless as the moon,
Is wiggling its slow hips, while all about it
Reel shadows of the hungry mountain wolves.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That sixty centuries of fitful sleep
Were turned about by just a rocking cradle,
And what wild cur, its ship come sailing in,
Hokey-pokeys eastward to be born?

Thomas D said...

Excellent, Gregg! And thanks for stopping by!

Here's more "Yeats":

Sang old Tom the lunatic
That sleeps beneath the sky's expanse:
"What change has put my mind astray,
What quirk of fate, what gross mischance?
It is the Hokey-Pokey song
And, oh, that stupid dance!

"Billy and Mary, Pat and Cathleen,
Holy Harry, the fiddler's son,
Join hands in a circle wide
And kick their heels, and have their fun:
But me, I can't wait till the bloody
Dance is over and done.

"Whoever leaps in bright schoolyards,
Lad or lassie, brat or doll,
Reeling, twisting, spinning round
Until you get dizzy and fall --
I will not hokey-poke with you;
It's not my thing at all."

Bob the Ape said...

I hope Omar was not disappointing?

Thomas D said...

Omar was beyond expectation! Stellar in its expertise! Thank you for your participation in this admittedly odd pastime!

Bob the Ape said...

Glad you liked it.

A few more players and you'll have an anthology.

Thomas D said...

My friend Heather started this trend on Facebook ... she's produced a few choice parodies herself!