Monday, November 26, 2012

20 Things I Don't Like


Summer. Loud noise. Most hip-hop. Tequila. Peas.

Cottage cheese. Baked beans (but I like pinto beans). Pumpkin ravioli (but I love cheese or spinach ravioli). Tom Petty. Stevie Nicks.

Charles Bukowski. People who say the F-word too much. A doctor I had in 2003, uncompassionate and convinced of her own infallibility. A biology teacher I had in 1983, ditto. Talk radio.

Aggressive or reckless drivers. The New American Bible. "Dialogue" or "fellowship" used as verbs. A certain strain of overconfident, inflexibly convinced Protestantism. Brutality of any kind.